Speen's Crib

Do you ever wonder what it would have been like to have been among the first dozen or so people on facebook? Well, now's your chance! SPEEN'S CRIB is the newest, most exciting social networking site of the world wild wild web. Recently having advanced from Epsilon Stage to Delta is exciting news, and most of the bugs have been worked out (they were in Speen's serape, which has been burned). Admittedly a long way off from such innovations as "Farmville," now is the time to join (by requesting an invitation from Mr. Speen) while real estate is still dirt cheap.